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Ryhot, err, Ryloth
She's way to hot to die! (official story is that she was shot about 56 times by a bunch of horny clones)
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Feminism, A great body
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- "Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"
- ―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever
Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.
Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!
[Edit] Religous Affiliation
Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death.
But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)
[Edit] Clone Wars
During the Clone Wars, Aayla boosted the morale of her troops up to an unprecedented summit by undressing in the jungle. She then had sex with all the clone troopers in the 327th Star Corps, including the bitch who shot her 56 times. (Obi-Wan tried this, and it resulted in 3/4 of the clone army under his command needing replacing, after a massive spate of suicides. The other 1/4, well...Wookiee-Nookie abounded..) Needless to say when Order 66 was executed half of the star corps committed suicide, and the other half vowed revenge on chancellor palpatine. The squad that actually shot her consisted of the following:
- Commander Bly
- Lieutenant Dicksucker
- Lieutenant Cunt
- Captain Dumb shit
- Captain BitchyAssfucktard
- Captain VaginaMileyCirus
- Captain TitTalonsucker
- That guy
Those mutha fuckers got big cocks shoved in their mouths and they died. However, that guy had sex with darth talon.
She will continue to live on in our memories and erections.
Together, she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. So, Aayla Secura might be your grandma, she just might. About her and Grover's relations...as many fanboys as there are Jax Pavans, to be precise, have wanted to "trade places with" her husband, wanting Aayla to provide some place to put their big ones. She also had sex with commander Bly, but that fucker betrayed her.
- And the two most notable of all...