Jon (FLOOB)

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Jon
Biographical information
Homeworld

Dantooine

Born

FLOOB

Died

FLOOB

Physical description
Species

FLOOB

Gender

FLOOB

Height

FLOOB

Hair color

FLOOB

Eye color

FLOOB

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

FLOOB

"God I hope he doesn't randomly say FLOOB."
―SPARTAN-984 in #wikia

Jon was a FLOOB who lived on FLOOB near the Jedi FLOOB with his FLOOB, FLOOB Jr. She was killed by a group of FLOOBdalorians due to her FLOOB against their assumed FLOOB, and, in his FLOOB, Jon demanded that the Jedi of Dantooine deliver FLOOB. Inadvertently, that FLOOB was delivered by the former Sith Lord Revan, who struck down the FLOOBdalorians in self defense during his FLOOB to become Zhar Lestin's FLOOB. Appeased, Jon returned to his FLOOB, and resumed work.

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[Edit] Biography

"FLOOB FLOOB FLOOB!!!"
―Jon[src]

[Edit] The murder of FLOOB Jr

Jon was a well known FLOOB who lived near the Jedi Enclave and the future capital FLOOB on Dantooine. At some stage in his early FLOOB as a FLOOB, he sired a daughter, FLOOB Jr. It is not known if the FLOOB was born in or out of FLOOB, as by the time of the Jedi Civil FLOOB, there was no FLOOB of Jon's FLOOB, if indeed she did exist.

Jon was always concerned for FLOOB Jr, as she was often given to being FLOOB, and there was always the FLOOB of the FLOOBdalorian raiders who FLOOBED the FLOOB of Dantooine, FLOOBING FLOOBS at random, and leaving people with barely enough FLOOB and money to survive. Sometimes, they were known to go even FLOOB, killing farmers on a FLOOB. Their intent was to take over the complete FLOOB of the farms surrounding the Jedi Enclave, and they were loath to stop at FLOOB and pillage.

The Jedi, who were the only form of FLOOB on the FLOOB, did next to nothing to FLOOB the FLOOBdalorians, due to the FLOOB that they were dealing with the pressing issue of the Jedi Civil FLOOB. This led some FLOOBS to defend themselves, which in turn escalated the FLOOB. One day, when tending the FLOOB with FLOOB Jr, a group of FLOOBdalorian raiders, led by the lightsaber-toting Steve, arrived at Jon's FLOOB. Instead of sacking his establishment immediately, they FLOOBED that FLOOB Jr hand over anything of FLOOB. When she FLOOBED them, they FLOOBERED her before Jon's eyes. Enraged, but FLOOBLESS, Jon was left with the FLOOB of FLOOB Jr as the FLOOBdalorians fled the FLOOB.

[Edit] Lobbying to the Jedi Knights

Jon waits outside the FLOOB for help.

FLOOBED and grief-stricken, Jon demanded FLOOB from the Jedi. He ordered that they FLOOB down the FLOOBdalorians and destroy them, not only to avenge the FLOOB of FLOOB Jr, but so that the FLOOBERS of Dantooine could FLOOB in peace, and without FLOOB of constant FLOOB and destruction. But the Dantooine Council believed that Jon only sought FLOOB, and so did not FLOOB him. FLOOBING, Jon spent most of his time outside the Jedi Enclave, asking any FLOOB who would walk by for help. However, like the Council, none of the FLOOB obliged.

Jon also sought FLOOB through other channels. He informed all of his fellow FLOOBERS of his plight, but even they did not FLOOB him in his FLOOB. Instead, they gave him vocal FLOOB, and were quick to cite to strangers the case of FLOOB Jr's murder. While, as Jon FLOOBED out, the death of FLOOB Jrcould have been a springboard for a unified resistance against the FLOOBdalorian raiders, the opportunity was FLOOBed.

[Edit] Meeting Revan

Jon the FLOOBER at the time of his meeting Revan.

One day, Jon met Revan, an amnesiac former Sith Lord who sought to re-FLOOB Jedi training. Revan had made himself known on Dantooine, under his new FLOOB, and so Jon naturally requested that the newcomer FLOOB him. Whilst Revan did not initially FLOOB Jon, he was not one for wanton FLOOB, and so continued on his set FLOOB. Inadvertently, Revan was forced to FLOOB several FLOOBdalorians in combat, due to their FLOOBING him on the FLOOBS around the Enclave. Returning to Jon with the FLOOB, Revan inquired deeper into the FLOOB.

Jon told him that the carnage would not stop until the ringleader, Steve, had been FLOOBED. Despite Revan's constant avoidance of the FLOOB of the dark side, he set out after Steve, with the justification that he would be FLOOBING the FLOOBERS. On the grassy FLOOBS of Dantooine, he confronted Steve, and FLOOBED him to refrain from his FLOOBS. When Steve refused, Revan FLOOBED him and his FLOOBIES in combat. Revan returned to Jon with the FLOOB, which calmed the volatile FLOOBER down. Jon insisted that Revan take his reward of 1000 Republic FLOOBS, although Revan may or may not have accepted the FLOOB. Satisfied, Jon returned to his FLOOB, a broken FLOOB.

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[Edit] Behind the Scenes

  • FLOOB was the main inspiration for FLOOB, even though FLOOB was FLOOBIN it the whole way FLOOB.
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  • FLOOB FLOOB FLOOB
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