Wookiee

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A Wookiee showing signs of a lot of hair growth.
Wookiee
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kashyyyk

Physical description
Species

Wookiee

Gender

Male & Female

Height

Fucking Huge

Hair color

Lots of it

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Wookiepedia

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"These carpets are made for walkin'."
Leia Organa Solo
"Never look a Wookiee in the balls or he'll rip your arms off and shove 'em up your ass"
Han Solo, explaining Wookiee customs to C-3PO
C-3PO: "Would..would he really?"
Chewbacca: "Yes. Come up and see me some time!"
— Threepio, expressing a deep interest in Wookiee customs and Chewbacca mumbling something in that dratted unintelligible language

Wookiees, sometimes mistakenly called Wookies or, pejoratively, walking carpets, were beings with loads of shaggy hair which was useful for mating with other walking carpets. Chewbacca had to constantly comb his hair and sometimes got dangleberries, while Zaalbar almost never "groomed" in the Human sense. The mating rituals of Wookiees were widely regarded as the most brutal in the galaxy, and their language was nearly incomprehensible to most. They would wookiee-nookie people they didn't like.

[Edit] Notable Wookiees

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